Yoni in Israel

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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Registered Voters

Sara and Jose "Cholent" Averick
Jason "Lifeguard" Ast
Benjy "Lefty" Bain
Daniel "Towel" Bain
Judy and Lena "Aunt and Cousin" Bain
Liza "Cake" Bain
Mom and Dad "Parents" Bain
Ruthie "San Antonio" Barenblatt
Jill "Ms." Beerman
Steven "Ferger" Berger
Alyssa "Fan Club" Birnbaum
Sam "Oriole" Blitzstein
Jonah "Handshake" Braun
Sandra "PASS" Braun
Gal "Bushayyyy" Bushy
Ilan "Kodak" Caplan
Emily "Salmon P." Chase
Sandy "Sandra Dee" Diminstein
Tammy "Apron" Dolgin
Rochelle "Rochelle Emert" Emert
Benjamin "Jamin" Epstein
Ellen "Yet Another" Epstein
Kira "Washington" Epstein
Tina "Sefardic" Epstein
Anna "Banana" Etra
Paula "Lulav and" Etra
Janet "Pupik" Fattal
Julie "Editor" Fax
Susan and Robert "Mr. & Mrs. Smith-Fink" Fink-Smith
Ezra "Fishy" Fishman
Maure "Henna" Gardner
Talya "Taboo" Goldfinger
Grandma and Grandpa "Chopped Liver" Greenberger
Leslie "Nina" Greenberger
Nancy "12 Dozen" Gross
David "Stong Jew?" Grossman
Fran "Graduation Planner" Grossman
Gabby "Grizelda" Grossman
Ellen "Tennis" Hausman
Mark "Boychick" Heiligman
Marc "Lollipop" Herskovitz
Batia "Not Batya" Hofstadter
Jeff "Roman" Kandel
Sherry and Mark "Not Princeton Review" Kaplan
Tzvi "Peanuts" Kaplan
Joelle "Mean Jo" Keene
Micah "Neighburt" Koplow
Papa "John" Luzzatto
Erik "Harman Nettler" Mintz
Paul "Pesach" Nisenbaum
Yonatan "Israeli" Oren
Liora "Penn is Mightier" Pollick
Avrum "Jeff" Rabin
Mordechai "Bus!" Rabin
Ron "Pomegranate" Rimmon
Jonny "Hotel" Ritz
Vicky and Mark "Banana Fana Fo Fothman" Rothman
Liz and Avi "Joizy" Samuels
Michael "Wishes He Was Cool" Samuels
Stephen "suineg live" Selznick
Avi and Sandi "Amazing!" Schlesinger
Yoni "Fake Yoni" Schwartz
Gabriella "Twins" Shapiro
Harlan "Stainlesse" Steele
Phil "STELLAR!" Stellar
Josh "That Guy!" Tabak
Josh "Like" Tal
David "Mr. T" Titcher
Channa "Spring Summer Fall" Wintner
Marylou "Loumary" Yadegar

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Yoni, I voted too!!!

Leslie"My Favorite Aunt"Greenberger

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.reh rof gnikool era uoy fi, tekcop ym ni egatsoh reh gnidloh ma dna tnua etiruovaf ruoy derutpac evah I ,WTB .gnimoc ti peek !inoY ,ecaps eht ekiL

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We voted for you too, Yoni!
Keep up the good work!
We love you and are very proud of you.

Granpa and Grandma "Chopped Liver" Greenberger

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I voted. Correction: I rocked the vote!
Can't wait til you return to my awaiting arms and restore peace and order to the abyss that has become of Beverlywood. Not enough can be said about the man who has a fan club made up of entirely women (sorry Robbie). We miss your prophetical guidance and shear brilliance and we all know that twas you who drew the Danish cartoon.
Love,
Your awe-inspired, stand-up-to-the-man, dont-take-no-lip-from-the-man disciple, who cant get enough of your sweet love,
Roni J Cohen
PS Victory is Petrella's!
PPS Write me a dedication, please
PPPS And bonus points
PPPPS I love you.
PPPPPS That is all. End transmission. Live long and prosper.

7:50 PM  

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