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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

The Twenty Kashias

Kashias is how you say "questions" in Yiddish, vis a vis the Four Kashias of Pesach. Here, I have compiled a list of twenty riddles. "It's gonna be a really tough project, you're gonna have to use your head, your mind and your brain too" (2 points).

The riddles are structured in the following way: a phrase in regular font, followed by a phrase in bold. The regular phrase depicts a Jewish-related phrase or idea, and the bold phrase gives more information. The key is that the sentence is a play on an existing phrase or idea. In some cases, letters are added or subtracted; in others, letters are changed; and in yet others, the phrase remains intact, with a new meaning implied. It's a bit complicated to explain, so I hope the example will make things clearer.

These questions involve a few areas of knowledge:
a. knowledge of the Bible, Jewish ideas, and culture
b. an ear for language, and an appreciation of puns/wordplay
c. researching skills, to discover the answers to some hard-to-find clues

Two last items: the first is that you must submit all your answers at one time; the second is that the point values in parentheses are the values for the correct answer. Since I have no way of making sure that you don't look at other people's answers, this is on a trust system. Enjoy, and the answers will be posted one week from today.
Example: Trophy awarded to best international creator of post-synagogue quasi-meal, ie: cholent, such as won by Gryffindor house. Answer: Kiddush World Cup (a play Quidditch World Cup; you don't need to include this kind of explanation)

1. Sarah's vengeful nickname for Abraham's second wife, as illustrated by cartoonist Dik Browne (3 points).
2. The Canaanites, Hivites, Hittites, Emorites, Perizzites, Jebusites, and Girgashites form a military agreement as detailed in a White Stripes song (3 points).
3. Ziphion, Haggi, Shuni, Ezbon, Arodi, Eri, and Areli, were they to participate in a cult originating from Huntington Beach in 1968 (8 points).
4. Where the herald of the Messiah grows his produce, occupying a part of the Greek afterlife reserved for the just and good (7 points).
5. How Dinah might casually address one of her brothers, as sung by the Beatles (3 points).
6. What one who enjoys waving palm fronds might exclaim, were he in an old TV show with a redheaded leading lady (3 points)
7. The biblical scroll read on Shavuot (no more, no less), as implied by a courtroom attendant (5 points)
8. Items of confusion to Manasseh and Ephraim while being blessed by their grandfather, mutinously characterized in a R.L. Stevenson classic (5 points)
9. If the leader of the exodus was "our teacher" instead of "our rabbi," he may have played quarterback for San Diego and Chicago (9 points).
10. Poultry of Egyptian royalty, perhaps enjoyed at a baseball game (7 points).
11. A Moabite king's grave intentions to curse and destroy the Jewish people, as characterized in J.K. Rowling lore (5 points).
12. Average last name for a Chanukah candelabrum, were it a female black jazz pianist (4 points).
13. Chanukah monies, paid to a union of Hollywood performers (5 points).
14. Hereditary material found in Jewish priests and temple-workers, as discovered by a 19th-century clothier/entrepreneur (6 points).
15. 1000, 2.5, or 1/3 appearing in the work of the foremost Tanach/Talmud commentator, but not pi or e (7 points).
16. The demons* who appeared in the likenesses of a Purim character to sleep with Ahasareus instead of her, and they also wore a certain material (9 points). [*according to the Talmud]
17. A bitter herb eaten on Passover with the amazing power to bring the eater to tears, often sought out by Snow White's stepmother for self-assurance (4 points).
18. A slogan encouraging Jews to snack only on proper foods, as coined by a clothing manufacturer (12 points).
19. An extra cheese- or potato-filled pastry made "just in case," as ordered by an NFL defensive coordinator (6 points).
20. The story of a Scandinavian boy in an Eastern-European Jewish village, as told by the Grimm brothers (4 points).

Total points possible: 115


Good luck!

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm in the computer lab at a fine private Jewish day school in mid-city Los Angeles, being annoyed by another genetic Bain. Help me.

VIM

MJP

11:39 AM  
Blogger Yoni Bain said...

Mr. Petrella has entered the website! How's it going, Pizzle? How are the dweebs, Rizzle and Shizzle and Melville? How are the girls, and the guys, and Allison?

11:58 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

wow- these were hard. in the future, how about one a day, so that the issue of cheating isnt a problem, and the contestants arent overwhelmed?
heres what i did get
(by the way, 2 pts for Jack Black, School of Rock)
1. Hagar the Horrible
2. Seven Nation Army
3. Children of God
4. Styx
5. Hey, Judah
6. I Love Lulav
7. Megillat Truth
8. Yemin and Smollett
9. Dan Moreynu Moshe
13. Screen Actor’s Gelt
17. Magic Marror
19. Safety Blintz
20. Hansel in Schtetel

4:02 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

1. Hägar the Horrible
3. Children of God
4. Fields of Elijah
9. Moses Mora
12. Williams
17. Magic Maror

very tough - or i just dont know enough about specific gemarahs/parshas etc, or random cultural questions...
anyways now that im done, and i look at benjy's... a lot of the ones i didnt do seem obious *smacks head*

oh well - will be interesting to see all the correct answers

10:04 PM  
Blogger Yoni Bain said...

You know, there's a reason that I gave a week to fill these out. They're supposed to be hard! Some of your answers don't make sense; some answer only part of the question; some are almost there, and need one more push; and some I can tell had no research involved! You are allowed, no, encouraged, to take your time!

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't do this game! What I want to know is how Mr. Petrella's new refrigerator is doing...??

10:42 AM  
Blogger Benjamin E. said...

Ok, I'm turning in answers, but I'm still reserving the right to add in the 6 that I'm missing if they come to me in a flash of inspiration!

1. Hagar the Horrible
2. Seven Nation Army
3. Children of Gad
4. Elijian fields
5. Hey, Jude
6. “I Love Lulav!”
7. The Ruth, the whole Ruth, and nothing but the Ruth!
8.
9.
10.
11. Sirius Balak
12.
13. Guild gelt
14. Rashi-onal numbers
16. Shady shedim
17. Magic marror on the wall
18.
19. A back-up blintz
20.

2:00 PM  

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