Yoni in Israel

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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Reminder!, and More Israelis

A brief reminder: if you wish to submit responses to The Twenty Kashias, make sure you do so within the next 24 hours. After that, the responses will be posted. Thank you.

We now return to "Two Truths and a Lie: Israeli Version" KYMG, the fictitious Ma'aleh Gilboa network.

DIRECTIONS: Three statements are given about an Israeli at YMG. In your response, write what you think is the incorrect statement for each person. Points are only awarded for getting all of them right. Bonus points, previously awarded only after the regular questions were all answered correctly, are now given out separately. Use a No. 2 pencil, making sure to clearly erase any changed answer.

I'm not sure why SAT-like directions follow a TV-like introduction, but oh well. Why not?

Noam Meir (left)
a. His father is an archaeologist who proved that Goliath was archaeologically possible
b. Collects stamps
c. Lived for a year in Boston

Nadav Lindenberg
a. His older brother Yuval also attends YMG
b. His last name was created five generations ago when his great-great-great-grandfather (last name Linden) married his great-great-great-grandmother (last name Berg)
c. Plays a lot of soccer

Yonadav Engelberg (top left)
a. When he had longer hair, he looked like John Lennon
b. Lives in Tzur Hadassah, where he knows the Jacoby family
c. Has long fingernails on one hand, and short fingernails on the other

Zev Reinman (bottom left)
a. When he was little, his twin brother Eli dropped him on his head
b. Is the yeshiva's gabbai, and is in charge of showing around the potential Israeli students of next year
c. Is "the bomb" at basketball

Yonatan Tachover
a. Is scared of cats
b. Lives in Chispin
c. Is the fifth of seven children

BONUS:
Name five famous pairs of people. It has to be a duo that is known as being a real duo, not just "Tim and Jim." Answers can be real or fictional.
Example: Tom and Jerry, Simon and Garfunkel, Pinky and the Brain, Penn and Teller, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.


12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. a
2. b
3. c
4. c
5. b

Bonus: Sonny and Cher, Hall and Oates, Donny and Marie (Osmond), Eva and Zha-Zha Gabor, Laurel and Hardy, Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin, Abbott and Costello, George Burns and Gracie, Lucy and Desi, Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy. Note: Is my age showing??

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oops! Uh, just counted--too many bonus entries--does this count against me?? Be kind--I'm old...

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me again--that's Zsa-Zsa Gabor (spelling), Burns and Allen (George Burns and Gracie) and no list would be complete without recognizing Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo...

3:23 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

1A
2B
3B
4A
5A
Bonus
1. Batman and Robin
2. Timon and Pumbaa
3. Hansel and Grettel
4. Cheech and Chong
5. Bialistock and Bloom

5:57 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

1. a
2. b
3. c
4. b
5. a
Bonus: Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Lewis and Clark, Lois and Clark (Lois Lane and Clark Kent), Batman and Robin, Sears and Roebuck.

6:55 PM  
Blogger Benjamin E. said...

1. b
2. b
3. b
4. a
5. a

Bonus, without duplicating past answers: {i} Rocky and Bullwinkle, {ii} Bonnie and Clyde, {iii} Abayei and Rava (come on, it's yeshiva, undoubtedly this counts), {iv} Bert and Ernie, {v} Beauty and the Beast [Belle and the Beast/Prince].

(Extras just in case: Hillel and Shamai, Moses and Aaron.)

4:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1.a
2.b
3.c
4.b
5.a

Bonus:the wright brothers,batman and robin, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, Will and grace,Dr evil and Mini me.

4:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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4:48 AM  
Blogger Yoni Bain said...

Today's correct answers:
1. b- I'm not quite sure what "archaeologically possible" means, but that's what Noam said
2. b- isn't this how all last names start, when my ancestor Ba married my other ancestor In?
3. b- Yonadav lives in Kochav Yair, where he knows the Dolgins
4. c- no way Zev is "the bomb" at basketball
5. a- Yonatan is scared of dogs, not cats

Points awarded today: none
Bonus awarded:
R. Bain- 5
T. Epstein- 5
B. Bain- 5
D. Bain- 5
B. Epstein- 5
M. Samuels- 4 (Dr. Evil and Mini-me? I don't think so)
S. Blitzstein- 5

12:43 AM  
Blogger Benjamin E. said...

Darn it...I should have gone with my first instinct about the basketball question...I would've shot ahead! Oh well...I maintain my one-point lead!

4:42 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

despite your unfair advantage of having met all these kids, a one point lead is nothing to brag about. you may still be in first place, but not for long!

11:56 PM  
Blogger Yoni Bain said...

Famous pairs, that's what I meant. Good call on Jekyll/Hyde, but I'm going to allow it as a valid pair (perhaps it is an exception; if there's one thing I've learned here it's that just when you think you've got the rule down, there's an exception to ruin everything!). Tom and Jerry- yes, they aren't human, but again, the focus is on the pair aspect, so I will once again allow it.

1:42 PM  

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