Yoni in Israel

Contains: Torah, humor, insight, and cucumbers

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Personal Ad

SWJM looking for SWJM with knowledge of TPW and GRT for weekday afternoon intellectual escapades. I have $$$ (not shekels), a mind for learning, and a great sense of humor. Boger a plus. You must have teaching abilities, be available 415-6:15 (bkiyut time) and have a sense if humor (or at least understand mine). Call me-- 057-730-5262. :)

SWJM- Single White Jewish Male; TPW- Torah, Prophets, and Writing; GRT- Gmara, Rashi and Tosfot; MUA- Made Up Acronym.

At least, that's what my personal ad would read if there was someone willing to publish it.
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For the second time in two months, I am chevruta-less, again. This one with Asaf lasted all of, oh, two days. He said "I'd rather learn alone" which I guess is his way of saying "It's not you, it's me." So I'm back on the market, I guess.

Other interesting things of the day include the quote "The woman's jugs" being taken completely out of context (see II Kings 4:1-12), taking Naxyn for my aching back, and slowly but surely seeing my blog become a matter of importance at the yeshiva, even among the Israelis, who keep asking me when their pictures will be up. To them I respond, "all in good time, my pretties, all in good time." I also watched "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" last night, but I am holding off on reviewing it until I discuss this deep film with some friends. And... I think that's it. For now.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has nothing to do with your blog but rather your fan club. As a proud founder of your fan club, I would like to humbly thank you for you accusatory postcard. It was more than thoughtful and sweet- it was simply "yoni bain". Yes, your name is an adjective now. Your fan club is going strong and possibly growing. Hope to see you soon.

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have a sense of humor??

11:46 AM  
Blogger Yoni Bain said...

Person who calls him/herself "??", retract your statement and identify yourself. It is clear to everyone here that I have a sense of humor; whether or not you (or any individual) can appreciate it is a different story. I would delete the comment, but I don't know how to do so. Consider yourself warned...

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To that I say, "Why Yoni, where's your sense of humor...??"

6:40 PM  
Blogger Yoni Bain said...

As the former Editor-in-Chief of "The Boiling Point," I learned that anonymity grants the speaker the right to say whatever he/she wants without fear of repurcussions. I don't think your criticism is bad (provided it isn't mean-spirited); in fact, criticism can often be helpful. However, doing so anonymously reads to me as a cheap shot. If you want to say something, say it to my face, and don't hide behind these question marks.

With that in mind, I now know how to delete comments. I have not deleted comments up to this point, but I will not allow unattributed opinions, especially ones that are less than complimentary (even sarcastic and mean-spirited). So, ??, the choice is yours: identify yourself, or have your comments deleted. I cannot stop you from reading, as I do not know who you are, but I can prevent you from being published in MY space.

8:29 AM  
Blogger Yoni Bain said...

Firstly, according to the adage, one catches a FLY with honey. Secondly, I don't mind a battle of wits; I just require an identified opponent to that end. Thirdly, I do not enjoy being "toyed" with, especially by an unnamed figure.

But does it really matter? If I get no response, soon enough this, as well as the previous five comments, will be deleted.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yoni, I think the comment was made in jest--you have a huge following and an actual fan club. Take it in stride--I think it was meant as a joke. It's sort of like calling an extremely skinny guy, "Fats". We love your blogs--you are obviously a gifted writer. I think you're misinterpreting ??. You're a delight--keep it up. Tina

2:13 PM  

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